Breathing For Better Sex
They found a dead nurse on the side of the road the other day
How did they know it was a nurse?
...the bladder was full, the stomach was empty, and the backside had been chewed
24 hrs & sinking fast: Living each moment to the fullest
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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